Vampire Hunters 8

The Spear of Longinus is one of the most sacred and powerful artifacts in Christian lore. Needless to say, Emily, Autumn, and even Isaac were all incensed when Ryan busted it in half. "Vampires aren't stupid. A Kevlar vest would stop a normal thrust... but with 30 extra lbs, room to swing, and a blessed spear? That dude is toast." Ryan calls his weapon a "Spammer"... patents pending. (Also, will slay for cake.)