Glady

Glady

ADJECTIVE

Word forms: gladier or gladiest

resembling a glade
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I present "glady" in 4 vignettes.

A knight speaking to a friend...

"Now see here Percival, when I said that it was the gladiest glade in all of Northfordshire, I meant it! I shan't have you or any other knave putting about that I don't know when a glade is glady or not!"



2 southern ladies talking in hushed tones...

"Now Clara Mae, you know that I'm as honest as a month of Sundays but what I have to tell you is downright scandalous."

"Oh tell me, Chelsea Lee, anything to take my mind of this oppressive heat."

"Prepare to be distracted! Just 15 minutes ago Kline Longbrook walks over to me, bold as brass, and says, that he greatly admires the bowers near my glade!"

"He didn't!"

"He most surely did! I felt nearly overwhelmed by his temerity to talk with such language around a lady!"



We overhear an english gentleman on the phone...

"It can't be borne, Harrison! Yes, I specifically chose this spot for holiday based on the description in the pamphlet given to me by Lord Bennington. Lady Croftwaffle and myself were out for our after tea constitutional and there it was! I will be calling on my solicitor as soon as we return to have the owner brought up on false claims. It may be called a dell or a copse but dammit man, it was no glade! There wasn't anything remotely glady about it!"


Finally, a publishers meeting...

"We really like the idea for this book! True crime always sells really well and this is a very strange and horrifying story. But I don't think we can sell a book about about a group of roman era re-enactors who turn their woodland fight club in a murder nest "Glade-iator"."